Email proof-reading service

Spam emails are welcome here. It has come to my attention that nearly all the spam emails I receive are written by only semi-literate persons. Consequently, I now offer a proof-reading service. As a special introductory offer, the subject line will be checked for FREE! To take advantage of this service, simply send an email to proof_reading_by_email@sabot.co.uk. Please ensure contact details are included, otherwise tracing an address for posting the invoice can be tedious for me. I charge $1.00 (USD) (or £0.70 (GBP)) per word. There is a 20% surcharge for HTML email but this includes HTML conformance testing. Attachments are only accepted by prior arrangement. An alternative address is proof_reading_by_email@linux-domain.com If you are a real person, then I wouldn't send anything here, if I were you!