Everything you wanted to know about aardvarks...

...and then quite a bit more. Click here to find out what an aardvark is. I am told that aardvark is an inherently funny word. Did You Know? The aardvark always knows it will have enough of its favourite food, desert melons, to eat.  When the animal drinks the water contained in the melon, it swallows the seeds as well.  These are passed out of the aardvark in its dung, which it then buries.  The seeds grow into new melons and the aardvark knows that if he goes back to the same spot some time later, there will be melons for it to eat.  They are crafty little buggers, aren't they. The Aardvark Riddles I have a poor selection of riddles which share a connection to aardvarks.  If you want to waste some time follow this link Not Quite (but nearly) the World's Worst Aardvark Jokes I've collected a huge number of aardvark-based jokes. These are mainly due to the existence of an "aardvark joke" mailing list which I once ran. At that point in my life I obviously had too much time on my hands. Well, I've recovered now and I'm taking a vaguely usefull role in society instead. (I help to keep the economy bouyant by providing local ale houses with my custom). See some of them here. That's all for now, but expect more soon! (run away - run away.)